geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via hannah-carpi)

rockwithyous:

clarrissamorgenstern:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million

12 million…

13 fucking million, i swear if none of you at least asks me for my number im out of here

14 million. yepp.

(Source: beautifulswaggirlz, via totalsocceraddict10)

foreverequines:

do you think yahoo realizes that they just bought a website where 99.9% of users don’t like them?

#we will sacrifice yahoo to satan

kerryinthenameof:

Let’s face it, yahoo is only still a thing is because all of our moms still use their email service. 

ohmygod yes

• Britain: Excuse Me
• Netherlands: Excuseer me
• Mexico: Perdon
• Italy: Permesso
• France: Pardon
• Canada: Sorry
• America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
• Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

grangermalfoy:

ughmoriarty:

Yahoo! Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion

partofthecumbercollective:

fuck

fucking fuck

Its been nice blogging with you all

(via irish-fantasy)

girl-in-the-tardis:

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

saywheeeeee:

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.

he is the real

(Source: rivercourts, via poopsicle-sticks)

• *showering*
• *not hot enough*
• *turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
• Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via tacospizza)