Story of my life. me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude

That annoying moment when a package says ‘easy open’

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But you end up needing scissors, knives, a gun, and a light saber to open it -_-

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whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous

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→ When your crush looks at you and smile:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

And you’re like:

        

Then you go on with the rest of your day feeling like:

        

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